🔞 18+ NSFW NO NUDITY • CLOTHES ON • ONLY THICK MEMES • CENSORED FOR YOUR SAFETY 🔞
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ARE YOU HORNY
FOR GAINS?

This site contains THICK CHEEKS, BAD JOKES and $ASS.
No nudity. No naked parts. Just censored peaches in pants.
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Supply: 1,000,000,000 $ASS • Tax 2.5% • Robinhood

Live on Robinhood • $ASS • 1B supply • 2.5% tax • 🔞 censored af

ASS
COIN 🍑

The NSFW memecoin with clothes ON. No naked parts — we censor everything. Even the peach wears pants. 1 yard supply. 2.5% comsa. 100% cheeks. Hover the coin to UNCENSOR.

💸 Buy $ASS 🔞 Vault 📈 Live chart 🐕 GMGN →
CA — click to copy 0x0a0D279cbC17ee488AFA6d27fE24Ac5861394Ee5 📋 COPY
Price$0.069420
Holders (horny)69,420
Uncensored0 times 😇
$ASS
IN BUTT WE TRUST
1B SUPPLY • 2.5% TAX
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$ASS
CENSORED 🔞
👆 hover to uncensor • click to collect
🍑 $ASS 1,000,000,000 SUPPLY 🔞 • 2.5% TAX • NO NUDITY ONLY MEMES • UNCENSOR THE CHEEKS • BUY ON ROBINHOOD • 💋 THICK WHITEPAPER • 🩲 PEACH WEARS PANTS • 🍑 $ASS 1,000,000,000 SUPPLY 🔞 • 2.5% TAX • NO NUDITY ONLY MEMES • 
🔞 01 / The Vault

CENSORED VAULT.

Твои 9 картинок из папки проекта. Изначально все заблюрены + плашка CENSORED. Жми REVEAL на карточке — блюр снимается. Повторный клик — прячет обратно. Одежда должна оставаться на месте 🔞

vault 1
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #01 🍑
vault / censored
vault 2
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #02 💋
vault / censored
vault 3
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #03 🩲
vault / censored
vault 4
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #04 👙
vault / censored
vault 5
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #05 🍑
vault / censored
vault 6
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #06 💋
vault / censored
vault 7
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #07 🩲
vault / censored
vault 8
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #08 👙
vault / censored
vault 9
CENSORED 🔞18+ • CLICK REVEAL
Cheek #09 🍑
vault / censored
02 / Manifesto

WE ARE ALL ASS.

Bitcoin was digital gold. Asscoin is digital thirst-trap — with pants on. Everyone has cheeks, now you can trade them on Robinhood.

🔞 NSFW, but mom-safe

Horny marketing, censored visuals. No naked parts, ever. Our peach wears two pairs of pants just in case.

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🍑 1 yard of cheeks

Fixed supply: 1,000,000,000 $ASS. No mint. No funny business under the pants.

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💸 2.5% comsa

Every buy/sell takes 2.5%: 1% to LP, 1% to butt-ads, 0.5% to team thongs. Fair and thick.

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🏦 Robinhood listed

Boomers buy Apple. Legends buy ASS at 3AM with one hand on the phone and one on... the chart.

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03 / Tokenomics (trust me bro)

SHITNOMICS

TOTAL SUPPLY — 1 YARD1,000,000,000 $ASS
0% brains. 100% butt. Clothes on.
COMSA / TAX BUY+SELL2.5%
💧 1.0% — Liquidity (thick pool)
📣 1.0% — Marketing (butt-ads)
🩲 0.5% — Team (new thongs)
🔥 Burnt400M40% sent to butt-heaven
💧 Liquidity300M30% locked in hamper
🍑 Community200M20% Vault rewards
🧠 Team100M10% for therapy
CONTRACT: 0x0a0D279cbC17ee488AFA6d27fE24Ac5861394Ee5

TAX: 2.5% buy / 2.5% sell / 100% regret still free

04 / Live chart — real market data

REAL CHART, NO FAKE.

Живой график через TradingView + DexScreener. Пока $ASS не залаунчен — показывает SOL/USD как референс. Как только вставишь настоящий CA — вкладка $ASS подтянет твою пару с DexScreener автоматически.

$ASS / USD — LIVE 🔞 LIVE
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Как подключить $ASS: замени TOKEN_CA внизу в <script> на настоящий адрес Solana (base58). DexScreener-вкладка и кнопки перестроятся сами. TradingView-символ можно потом сменить на твой тикер.

Butt-miner 3000 🔞
0 $ASS
Rank: Censored Virgin 😇

1 click = +69 $ASS. Max 1B. Reach 69,420 for GOLDEN CHEEKS. Pants stay on.

05 / Roadmap (found in thong)

FROM BEDROOM TO MOON

Phase 1 — Foreplay ✅

The Launch Tease

  • Launch 1B $ASS, 2.5% tax
  • Censored Vault page
  • Robinhood listing
  • First viral butt-meme
Phase 2 — Spicy

The Golden Pump

  • Thong merch (for peaches)
  • Blurred Super Bowl ad
  • 1M censored holders
  • Thick CEX listings
Phase 3 — Afterglow

Ass-tronauts

  • First cheek on Mars (in suit)
  • $1 per ASS (or $0, still sexy)
  • Hollywood butt-biopic (PG-13)
  • Retire on velvet throne
◍ Now trading on Robinhood • 2.5% tax included

BUY THE BUTT.

Don't think. Search $ASS in Robinhood, smash buy. 1B supply only — when cheeks run out, they run out. 🔞 No nudes, just gains (maybe).

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